A Robots of the Realm Spinoff
Radioactive
Five steampunk-grunge robots who escaped the lab to play pubs, clubs, and your living room. Part band. Part comedy. All nuclear.
Meet the Band
Five radioactive robots who decided containment was less fun than smashing guitar riffs.
Lead Guitar & Vocals
VOLT
The swaggering frontman. Thinks he's the greatest guitarist since the invention of electricity — which, technically, he runs on. Prone to dramatic monologues mid-song about the meaning of being radioactive. Wears a battered leather jacket he refuses to take off, glowing green at the seams.
Bass Guitar
TORQUE
The strong, silent type — until he starts talking, and then he won't stop. Built like a tank with hydraulic arms that can shake the floor. Claims he invented the bass drop. Wears a hard hat and goggles because 'containment first, rock second.'
Acoustic 12-String Guitar
STRUM
The sensitive soul of the group. Writes poetry in binary code. Sits on a brass stool and plays hauntingly beautiful melodies that make even other robots feel feelings. Wears a beanie and flannel because he's 'vintage.' The others call him 'the philosopher.'
Keyboards & Synthesizer
PROFESSOR PISTON
The eccentric genius. Built his own keyboard out of brass pipes, pressure gauges, and what he claims is 'a piece of the original Babbage Engine.' Wears a top hat with goggles and speaks in riddles. Convinced the band is actually a nuclear experiment.
Drums & Percussion
IMPACT
Pure energy in robot form. Hits everything — drums, cymbals, tables, walls, other band members. Has a Geiger counter on his hi-hat that redlines every show. Wears a bandana and sleeveless shirt to show off his piston arms. His motto: 'If it ain't glowing, I haven't hit it yet.'